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Dead Inside

Certified Dead Inside is your official uniform for ghosting responsibilities, dodging feelings, and looking mildly unbothered while spiritually rotting.

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That Punch

Because why suffer in silence when you can spiral in style? Turn your mental chaos into wearable chaos. Unhinged, uncomfortable, and unfortunately relatable.

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Certified Worst

Official Drop

From tees and sweatshirts to skirts and crop tops, every piece is designed to make a statement.

Officially the Worst

Accessories that rock

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Too loud? Too much? Honestly, too bad.

For the ones who thrive in chaos, laugh at their own jokes, and dress like confidence is a contact sport. Certified Worst isn’t just a look — it’s a lifestyle. Wear your worst like a badge of honor, because perfection is boring and trying too hard is… well, not it.

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