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Too loud? Too much? Honestly, too bad.

For the ones who thrive in chaos, laugh at their own jokes, and dress like confidence is a contact sport. Certified Worst isn’t just a look — it’s a lifestyle. Wear your worst like a badge of honor, because perfection is boring and trying too hard is… well, not it.

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Certified Worst

The Official Drop

Chaos, color, and bold prints collide. From tees and sweatshirts to skirts and crop tops, every piece is designed to make a statement. Limited availability—get your favorite before it disappears.

Officially the Worst

Patterns that Punch

Because why suffer in silence when you can spiral in style? Our latest Certified Worst drop turns your mental chaos into wearable chaos. Unhinged, uncomfortable, and unfortunately relatable.

Punch Back

Certified Dead Inside

This Halloween, forget the fake blood—some of us have been emotionally decomposing since June.

Certified Dead Inside is your official uniform for ghosting responsibilities, dodging feelings, and looking mildly unbothered while spiritually rotting.
It’s not a costume. It’s a lifestyle.

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