Cushioned chaos you can actually wear. The Anxiety in Technicolor Slides are your official emotional support footwear — for the house, the beach, or that moment you spiral in the frozen foods aisle. With a vibrant, overstimulated strap and all-day comfort, these slides remind you that even when your brain is on fire, your outfit can still slap. Easy to slip on. Harder to slip out of your current mental state.
Perfect for:
- Spiraling in style
- Emotional beach days
- Panic-attacked errands
- Lounging in chaotic comfort
Why you’ll love them:
- Soft PVC foam = floaty, dissociative comfort
- Vibrant strap design = matches your overstimulated thoughts
- Lightweight & flexible = indoor panic or outdoor avoidance
- Black outsole = grounding (lol)
- Size up if you have wide feet or extra issues
Care instructions:
- Wipe clean when life (or iced coffee) spills on them
