Certified Worst Disco Ball Muscle Tank – Stonewash [Unisex]

Turn up the chaos and the bass. The Certified Worst Disco Ball Muscle Tank is a sleeveless statement piece for raves, festivals, beach days, or just aggressively existing in style. Stonewashed for a vintage-yet-chaotic vibe, this tank is comfy enough for lounging but edgy enough to make every outfit look like it came with its own soundtrack. Raw sleeve edges and a relaxed fit? Check. Disco ball energy? Double check.

Why You’ll Love It:

- Vintage stonewashed fabric for effortless chaos

- Raw sleeve edges for that “I woke up like this” vibe

- Ribbed collar + stabilized seams = comfort without effort

- Double needle bottom hem because details matter (sometimes)

- Unisex fit for every chaotic soul

Wear It For:

- Festivals, raves, and dance parties

- Beach hangs, summer nights, or backyard BBQ chaos

- Lounging at home while plotting world domination

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), tumble dry low, iron low if you must, do not bleach, do not dry clean.

This tank is Certified Worst approved: bold, unapologetic, and disco-ready—perfect for anyone who’s messy, chaotic, and here to shine.

  *Please note: This is a made-to-order item. Please carefully select your size using the chart above. Full return policy can be found here: Refund policy – Certified Worst