Say it louder: Certified Worst. This hoodie isn’t here to blend in—it’s here to scream sarcasm, chaos, and comfort all at once. Multicolor skull print + bold text = main character energy with zero apologies.
Whether you’re haunting spooky season or just running errands with goth-on-the-go flair, this hoodie’s got your back (literally, in fleece-lined softness). It’s cozy enough to live in, but extra enough to make every Starbucks run feel like a statement piece.
Perfect for:
- Goth + alt fashion lovers who prefer hoodies over hugs 💀
- Concerts, festivals, and casual streetwear fits 🎶
- Halloween vibes but wearable 365 🎃
- Anyone proud to be the Certified Worst in the room (you know who you are) 😈
Details:
- Cotton/poly blend = soft fleece interior
- Unisex hoodie fit = adjustable drawstring + front pocket
- Multicolor skull print + “Certified Worst” text
- Sizes: Multiple unisex sizes (see size chart)
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out (because the drama never ends)
👉 It’s sarcastic comfort. Oversized with leggings, layered with ripped jeans, or styled however you bring your Certified Worst chaos to life.
