The official uniform of functional chaos. The Certified Worst Tee is the one that started it all — your go-to, meltdown-ready, chaos-approved top. Soft enough to spiral in, bold enough to wear in public, and cheeky enough to gift to your most emotionally unstable friend (or yourself, obviously).
Featuring the iconic Certified WORST graphic, this unisex tee is the definition of casual delusion. Rock it at brunch, on the couch, at your situationship’s place, or anywhere you want to loudly whisper, “I’m a mess but make it fashion.”
Actual Features (not emotional ones):
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft AF
- No side seams = clean silhouette + less waste
- Ribbed collar that holds its shape like your best denial
- Shoulder tape = stays in place, unlike your life plans
- Ethically made + certified (because at least something is)
Care Tips:
- Machine wash cold with your other bad decisions
- Tumble dry low (emotionally and literally)
- No bleach, no dry cleaning, no regrets
- Iron low if you’re feeling responsible (but like… why?)
Style Tip:
Pair with jeans, shorts, skirts, or literally whatever you’re wearing that day. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Be the worst — but make it fashion.
