The original. The legend. The softest bad decision you'll ever wear. The Certified Worst OG Crewneck isn’t just a sweatshirt — it’s a lifestyle, wrapped in fleece. Midweight, cozy, and built for maximum “I might spiral but I’ll look good doing it” energy, this sweatshirt is your emotional support layer for coffee runs, couch rotting, party hopping, and all the barely-held-together moments in between.
The Messy Details:
- Dropped shoulders for effortless IDGAF vibes
- Ribbed cuffs & hem with spandex — hugs you back
- Tubular knit = less waste, more “wow”
- Medium-heavy fleece: warm, durable, deeply huggable
- Tear-away label — because your neck deserves respect
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (don’t scorch the vibes)
- Use non-chlorine bleach if things get wild
- Tumble dry low (or just wear damp — no judgment)
- Iron low if you must
- Do not dry clean — this isn’t a job interview
Style Tip:
Pair with oversized jeans, biker shorts, or chaotic weekend pants. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Be the worst — but make it cozy.
