One-of-a-kind dye job. Just like your coping mechanisms. The Certified Worst Unisex Color Blast Tee is here to help you look like you have your life together… even when you absolutely do not. Each shirt is pigment-dyed to unpredictable perfection — no two are the same, which is exactly how we like it.
Soft? Yes. Durable? Weirdly, also yes. Bold? Obviously. Whether you’re spiraling at brunch, ghosting responsibilities, or just want to look like streetwear fought a rainbow, this tee gets it. Loud, proud, and here for a good time.
Certified Worst Facts:
- 100% ring-spun cotton — softer than your latest situationship
- Double-needle stitching — survives your weekend choices
- Neck tape — keeps things chill (and avoids the dreaded bacon collar)
- Mid-weight (6.1 oz) — substantial without the sweat
- Wild Color Blast dye technique — chaos in the best way
- Laundry Rules (because chaos has limits):
- Machine wash cold (you know better)
-No bleach unless you’re into vintage ruin vibes
- Tumble dry low, or hang if you’re trying to act grown
- Iron on low if wrinkled and you care (we don’t)
- Don’t dry clean — this shirt has boundaries
Style Tip:
Pair with jeans, shorts, skirts, or anything that screams “Certified Worst energy.” Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Embrace chaos.
