Official Certified Worst Men's Jogger Shorts

Whether you’re actually working out or just aggressively avoiding responsibility, the Official Certified Worst Jogger Shorts have your back (and thighs). These loud, chaotic striped beauties are here for your lowest-effort days, backyard BBQs, balcony power-walks, and any occasion where “effort” is optional. Lightweight, quick-drying, and packed with velcro pockets to hold your phone, snacks, or dignity if you can find it—these shorts are the ultimate mix of style, comfort, and chaos-approved functionality.

Certified Features:

- Bold, chaotic all-over stripe print (because subtle is boring)

- Lightweight, sweat-wicking polyester for max comfort

- Dual velcro pockets for essentials or emotional support items

- Elastic waistband + drawstring = stylish comfort, even mid-spiral

- 100% polyester: durable, soft, and zero feelings involved

Perfect For:

- Gym, if you actually care today

- Beach, BBQs, or socially awkward gatherings

- Casual lounging, balcony power-walking, or existential crises

Care Instructions:

- Machine wash cold (like your emotional temperature)

- Tumble dry low (just like your motivation)

- No bleach, no ironing, no drama

Whether you’re flexing at the gym, ghosting summer plans, or eating snacks in style, these shorts are Certified Worst approved, chaotic, and unapologetically fun.