Official Certified Worst Unisex Muscle Tee [Unisex]

Sleeves? Never heard of her. Meet the OG of sleeveless self-expression. The Certified Worst Muscle Tee is here to serve delusional confidence and vitamin D exposure in equal parts. Whether you're terrorizing a friend group hang, flexing at a festival, or just dramatically standing in front of a fan, this tank gets it. With raw edges, a lightweight feel, and "don't talk to me unless it's about snacks" energy, this tee is summer's official uniform for Certified Worst behavior. Wear it when the temps rise, your patience runs out, or you just want to be loud in cotton form.

What makes it Certified Worst:
- 100% cotton in solids (aka breathable drama), heathered blends for when you're soft inside
- Raw-cut sleeves because sleeves are for people with boundaries
- Ribbed collar that doesn't stretch out like your last situationship
- Feather-light 4.4 oz fabric-aka wearable air
- Regular fit so you can comfortably spiral in public

How to care (barely):
- Machine wash warm like a functional adult
- Non-chlorine bleach if you stain it with street tacos
- Tumble dry medium—or air dry while contemplating life
- Iron low if it's wrinkled and you're performing effort
- Don't dry clean. Ever. That's not who we are.

 *Please note: This is a made-to-order item. Please carefully select your size using the chart above. Full return policy can be found here: Refund policy – Certified Worst